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CCN BREAKING NEWS:

We're Officially Professional Idiots

Finally, a place for our fans to get CCN gossip and useless merchandise. We will be continuously expanding this site to bring a fan club (once we have fans), horrible entertainment, dull humor, and shitty free music.
As you may or may not know, we ran a Kickstarter late last year and it failed and we thank those who supported us. Not meeting our Kickstarter goal financially set back our plans to release the new album titled 'Number Two. Since then, we did what we had to do, (our lips and assholes are sore)…Read more