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CCN BREAKING NEWS:

WE'RE ON JASON ELLIS SHOW!

For the next 5 days we will be featured on the Jason Ellis Show SiriusXM Faction 41. We beat off 15 other bands with our Unsigned Bands submission of Buttchug. Because of this, we are making our new album, 'Number Two, available for free stream and download for at least the next 5 days. The world needs to hear this shit. We still encourage you to donate or buy a CD to help keep our porn addictions alive. ENJOY.
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NEW MUSIC!


We're unleashing the fury! You can now stream and download 'Honey, I Shrunk My Dick' for FREE! Only at cookiecrotchnuts.com so share our site with the whole family. There are still a few 'Bone Us' copies available with pre-order only. Stay tuned, more new tunes in the weeks to come.

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Pre-Order #2 Right The Fuck NOW!


It's April fucking first. April fools day. The day we make serious announcements. Pre-order for 'Number Two' and 'Bone Us' begins today. Only 100 #2 pre-orders will include 'Bone Us' which is an extensive collection of b-sides and old cassette recording that date back to the late 90's all crammed into one disc. Once they're gone, they're fuckin gone. That is why you should fucking pre-order this shit. For $10 plus shipping, you get 2 mother fuckin albums. You will have the new album in your hands on or…Read more